The Gravedigger
When I met the fox, he was a gravedigger
‘The years have aged me’ the fox would weep
Every tombstone was shiny
Covered in clingfilm
‘to stop the rain from tearing them to bits.’
In another life, the fox was a criminal
Mother loved bad men
‘I could have been a dancer’ the fox said
‘I had nimble feet’
On tippy-toes, the fox would dance in the moonlight.
There was one particularly special grave
The grave of a badger named Elaina
The fox would scream her name
Pretending it was a performance art piece
I asked him what she did
He replied, ‘she was a master of disguise’
That isn’t a job I quipped
‘and yet she was always working’
Love could not be laughed away
Still every night the fox had a heart for dinner
With a side of fries
‘hold the ketchup please’
I don’t visit the Gravedigger anymore
He calls me on his mobile device
And when he can’t hear me
He calls me Elaina, and I cry
by Fowsia